PersonalityQuiz - Paul Gitsham

#1. What are your thoughts on Marmite?

It should only be used to fix potholes in the road.

It is a delicious-tasting, healthy, yeast-derived spread full of essential vitamins and minerals.

#2. How best describes the car you drive?

You drive an elderly Fiat that burns more oil than petrol and makes a horrendous screeching noise when you change gear.

You drive a top-of-the-range Audi that your parents bought you as a surprise present.

#3. The correct response to somebody threatening you with a baseball bat is:

Call for backup and try to talk them down, before taking them into custody.

Tell them to put it down. If that doesn’t work, Taser them and headbutt if required.

#4. Which is your favourite science fiction franchise?

Star Wars all the way!

Star Trek, obviously.

#5. Which crisp flavour do you prefer?

Prawn cocktail, Scampi Nik Naks, Cheese and onion … life is too short for boring crisps.

Handcooked, Lightly Sea Salted – keep it simple and classy.

#6. You need to see inside a suspicious locked storage unit. What do you do?

Remind the kid running the desk at the storage company that you don’t need a search warrant if they agree to let you see inside. Further remind them that you know they’ve been taking bribes to keep the rental off the books and their dad won’t be happy if he finds out.

Go to your superintendent and ask them to apply for a search warrant, laying out the grounds for reasonable suspicion and hope that the magistrate agrees.

#7. To keep fit, you prefer to:

Swim and occassionally use the expensive gym membership you keep forking out for.

Pound the bags, spar and practise chokeholds at a backstreet, invitation-only, mixed martial arts gym.

#8. It’s break time and your workmate starts dropping hints that it’s time for coffee. How do you respond?

Somehow end up making coffee for both of you, yet again, whilst grumbling quietly that maybe they could get off their backside and do it once in a while.

Hand over your mug, ask for two spoons of instant coffee and smirk as they walk to the communal coffee urn.

#9. Your favourite cheese.

Red Leicester. Smooth, with a slightly nutty taste, it is the king of hard cheeses.

All of them. Cheese is evidence that God exists and she wants us to be happy.

#10. Dunking biscuits. Yes or no?

No. It makes a mess and if it gets too soggy and falls into your drink it ruins it.

Yes. Every time. Using a tea spoon to fish out a soggy biscuit is just one of life’s challenges.

Sometimes. It depends on the type of biscuit.

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